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12 Reasons Why CHOCOLATE Is Better Than SEX! 1.)...

12 Reasons Why CHOCOLATE Is Better Than SEX!

1.) You can have chocolate in front of your parents.

2.) Nobody starts rumors about who you shared chocolate with.

3.) People of the same sex can share chocolate without being called names.

4.) The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.

5.) Chocolate is satisfying even if it's gone soft.

6.) No matter what kind of chocolate you like, it's legal.

7.) You can have chocolate with a whole group of friends without being obscene.

8.) If you have to pay for your chocolate, it's not too expensive.

9.) Chocolate is just as attractive when you're sober.

10) A big piece of chocolate lasts longer, but even a small piece is satisfying.

11) You can have chocolate in the office without upsetting your co-workers.

12) It's easy to GET chocolate any time you want!!!

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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz" said the mortician, "but I can't send youoff to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this.It has to be saved for posterity." With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man'sschlong. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase. "Oh my God!" she screamed. "Schwatrz is dead!"

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