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A preacher was making his rounds to his...

A preacher was making his rounds to his parishoners on a bicycle,
when he came upon a little boy trying to sell a lawnmower.

"How much do you want for the mower?" asked the preacher.

"I'm just trying to make enough money to buy a bicycle," said the
little boy.

After a moment of consideration, the preacher asked, "Will you take
my bike in trade for it?"

The boy said, "You got a deal."

The preacher took the mower and tried to crank it. He pulled on the
string a few times with no response from the mower.

The preacher called the little boy over and said, "I can't get this
mower to start."

The little boy said, "That's 'cause you have to cuss at it to get
it started."

The preacher said, "I'm a minister, and I can't cuss. It's been so
long since I've been saved that I don't know if I even remember
how to cuss."

The little boy looked at him happily and said, "Just keep pulling
on that string. It'll come back to ya!"

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A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, who was about to be cremated, he made an amazing discovery. Mr. Schwartz had the longest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz" said the mortician, "but I can't send youoff to be cremated with a tremendously huge private part like this.It has to be saved for posterity." With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man'sschlong. He stuffed his prize into a briefcase and took it home. The first person he showed it to was his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he said, and opened up his briefcase. "Oh my God!" she screamed. "Schwatrz is dead!"

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