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Big Ass Grill

A man and his wife are weeding the garden one day when his wife bends over to pick some more weeds.

The man exclaims, "Wow! Your butt is getting awfully big! You know what? I think it is as big as our grill."

He then walks over to the grill, measures it, measures her butt and says "Yep sure enough, it's as big as the grill!"

His wife is furious and the two don't speak for the remainder of the day.

That evening when they are in bed, the husband started snuggling up next to her and said, "Hey baby! Lets do a little lovin' tonight."

The wife replied, "Ya right! You think I'm gonna fire up this big ass grill for one little weenie?"

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Subject: TOP TEN ECONOMIST VALENTINES 10. YOU...

Subject: TOP TEN ECONOMIST VALENTINES

10. YOU RAISE MY INTEREST RATE THIRTY BASIS POINTS WITHOUT A CORRESPONDING DROPOFF IN CONSUMER ENTHUSIASM
9. DESPITE A DECADE OF INFLATION, I STILL DIG YOUR SUPPLY CURVE
8. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE REMEASURE OUR CROSS-ELASTICITY
7. YOU BRING THE BUTTER, I'LL BRING THE GUN
6. LET'S RAISE HOUSING STARTS TOGETHER
5. FURTHER STIMULUS COULD RESULT IN UNCONTROLLED EXPANSION
4. TELL ME WHETHER MY EXPECTATIONS ARE RATIONAL
3. LET'S ASSUME A RITZY HOTEL ROOM AND A BOTTLE OF DOM
2. YOU STOKE THE ANIMAL SPIRITS OF MY MARKET
1. A LOAF OF BREAD, A JUG OF WINE, AND THOU BESIDE ME WATCHING RUKEYSER

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