A man and his wife are fast asleep at 3 in the morning when the doorbell rings. Annoyed and grumbling, the man makes his way to the front door, expecting to rip somebody a new one. When he opens the door he sees a man so drunk he can hardly stand up. “Can you give me a push?” the drunk man says. Very irritated, the homeowner says “It’s 3 in the morning. I don't have time for this nonsense”. And slams the door in the drunk mans face.

When he returns to the bedroom, his wife asks who was at the door. He says “Some drunk guy asking for a push. I have no idea what he is talking about.” His wife turns to him and says “Dave, do you remember that time when we picked up the kids from the babysitter and the car broke down? You had to go to someone’s house and ask for help. You should always be willing to help those in need. It’s the Christian thing to do”.

Grumbling, the man goes back downstairs and opens the front door. The drunk man is nowhere to be found. Leaning out the door, he says “Hey…do you still need a push?”

Out of nowhere he hears the response ‘Yes, please”. So the man says “Where are you?”

“In the backyard…on the swingset”.