A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees.

A big burly biker steps into a bar he walks over sits at the bar and orders a beer.

|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would have ducked.

The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe.

One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried."What's the matter?" the bartender asks.

|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal.

|Yesterday, scientists in the United States revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.To prove their theory, they fed one hundred men twelve pints of beer and observed that 100% of t

|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the side.

|Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serve your kind in here." One of the yogurt cartons says back to him, "Why not?

There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how their conversation went.

Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, ''If you can sit in my basement for a day I'll give you free beer forever.'' So the first man says, ''Easy.

|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

|There's a man sitting at a bar just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half an hour.

|Our lager,Which art in barrels,Hollowed be thy drink.I will be drunk,At home as in the travern.Give us this day our foamy head,And forgive us our spillages,As we forgive those who spill against us.An

|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom.

A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all alcohol bottles to tip off drinkers about the possible peril of drinking a pint or two of any alcoholic beverage.1.

|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you.

|A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed.

|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 1

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano.

|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.1. It's an incentive to show up.2.

|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like.

|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end.

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing.

|A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"