A blonde goes into a coffee shop ...

|A girl walks into a store and says "can I buy that TV?" and the guy says "sorry we don't sell to blondes.", so the next day she dies her brown and the same thing happend, then she died her hair orang

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??

A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help.

Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.

|A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately.

|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird.

(Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Headand Shoulders" and it cleared it up.

Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.

This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car.

Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try hard

How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear.

Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It's called Blonde. It's not very bright, but it spreadseasy!

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 sec

What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What is the difference inbetween a blonde and a brick? The brick only gets layed once.

What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?

Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's butt?A: A brain tumor.

She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.

Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.

|A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house.

|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine.

Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen.

A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. "They lie, they cheatand they're just no good.

What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.

A business man got on an elevator in a building.

Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What did you name the other one!!

How do you change a blonde's mind? Buy her another beer.

What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever