FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......

Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best!

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A blonde goes into a coffee shop ...

|A girl walks into a store and says "can I buy that TV?" and the guy says "sorry we don't sell to blondes.", so the next day she dies her brown and the same thing happend, then she died her hair orang

|A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions.

|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one.

How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and still know which one to spit out.

An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city.

|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift.

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- somethingunusual.

Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the otherblonde, "Hey!

Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

What's a blonde's mating call? I think I'm drunk.

TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven't misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me.

Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks.

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, "Can you help me when you get home?""Sure," he replies.

This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, "How long are you having a sexual relationship?" "Years,I tell you years" she replied.

A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the girl's chest and says, 'Big breaths...' The girl replies, 'Yeth and I'm not even thixteen.'

|BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time so

|Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatment failsBowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.UCaesarean section -- District in RomeCat scan -- Searching fo

Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.

Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"The girls stop and look at each other.

|A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.

A drunken blonde goes into a bar.

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thenhorse immediately springs into motion.

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong!

Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don't know. Hits forehead Oh I get it!

Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there's lipstick all over the pickles.

A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination.

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.