BLONDE COOKBOOK
Monday
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday

FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......

Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best!

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A blonde goes into a coffee shop ...

|A girl walks into a store and says "can I buy that TV?" and the guy says "sorry we don't sell to blondes.", so the next day she dies her brown and the same thing happend, then she died her hair orang

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.

|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde."You can't!

Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.

How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris

|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says "Duh, big red truck?!."

One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was athermous. What does the thermous do?

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball.A3: There is no difference.

Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later.

A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their deathfrom a very tall building...

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive.

|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes lik

What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they're screwed!

A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand.

What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.

|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on a plane.The plane was going down fast, and there were only four parachutes for all five of them.The pilot took one and jumped, then t

Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris

|A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening.

There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and says "yes, no, yes, no....."

What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.

How do you break a blonde's nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!

What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me

Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.