Sarah Palin surprised a lot of people by recently calling marijuana "a minimal problem in America." She also admitted that she herself has tried pot.

What's the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out

Q: What's stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.

What's the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...

Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby."This," she said, "I suppose, is one of thosehideous representations you call modern art?""No, madam," replied the attendan

What's black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson

Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.

Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers "coming out"?They're called "dykeees". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!

Here's a lame one....What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!

Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"? Two 5 year olds.

Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.

What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on.

What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Ir

Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.

Frank Sinatra, "Old Blue Eyes," has died.Frank will now be known as "Old Closed Eyes."

Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says "I want to be Mozart." Swartzeneger says: "In that case... I'll be Bach."

What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.

Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.'s.

Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J.

Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....

What's the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.

What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!

It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig's ass popping out.

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son.

What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One's composing, the other is decomposing.