An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class.

"Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile."Thirteen ??? My God girl !!!

|What is a worm's favorite band?Mud!

10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"

|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!

A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car.'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.'God,' he prayed again, 'I really

An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can't resist taunting the girl.

|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!

Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow. "That's what Idid.

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed.

|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!

Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."

Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he'd done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they givehim an oral exam to make up for the test he'd missed.

|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it'll make her fat. ?I won't do it any more, Mom," says the daughter.

One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went.

|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!

How do we know that insects are so clever?

Because they always know when you're eating outside!

|Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?A: A mumble bee

|What's the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!

|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?A walkie talkie!What is worse than a giraffe with a s

|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries

|What's the difference between an injured elephant and bad weather?One roars with pain and the other pours with rain!What's the difference between an elephant and a post box?I don't know!Well I'm not

|Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves?Mickey Moose!

|What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did th

|What's a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!

|Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink.

How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.

|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!