An Israeli archaeologist has found the oldest known Hebrew inscription on a 3,000 year old piece of pottery.
The inscription says, "So how come you never call on your mother any more?"

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

A Mexican fireman's wife gives birth to twin boys, whay did he call them?

Hose A & Hose B

|Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila

What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed.

Iraqi vs.

What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.

Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.

How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.

Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn't get the tailgate open!

A roving reporter from the BBC was touring a remote part of theScottish Highlands looking for material for a documentary aboutthe way of life there.REPORTER: Hello there, excuse me, I'm from the

Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar.

Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games? So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afforda larger double-wide).

A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.

There's these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness.

So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth.

|Did you know that "verb" is a noun? How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them? If a word is misspelled in a dictionary, how would we ever know?

Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock. The Englishman approaches her and says 'Have you ever been kissed?' No says the Mermaid.

Why can't black women become nuns?They can't say superior after mother.

|These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.

This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.

|Father Murphy met Casey in the street and Casey admired his new umbrella. Father Murphy said, "Thank you, but I'm not sure I got it honestly.

|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the one yelled, "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick.

|Casey and Riley agreed to settle their dispute by a fight, and it was understood that whoever wanted to quit should say "Enough." Casey got Riley down and was hammering him unmercifully when Riley ca

|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.

|It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy who was sitt'n behind Seamus on the bike began to holler ..."Seamus ... Seamus ...