Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

A Mexican fireman's wife gives birth to twin boys, whay did he call them?

Hose A & Hose B

|Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila

Out All Night Drinking An Irishman's been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face.

|Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one. "What about Finnegan?" inquired the other.

Jewish view on when life begins: There's a big controversyon when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is notconsidered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian. It was almost sinking. The captain told everyone to go into the liveboats.

|Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

|Saddam Hussein is sitting at home when the phone rings. He picks it up and says "Hello". The voice at the end of the phone says "Hello Mr. Hussein, it's Paddy here.

Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.

A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,"Baby, I wanna' 69!"She gives him a strange look and replies, "You want Beef and Broccoli NOW?"

|Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I lost me finger!" "Have you now?" says Mick.

Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.

Why can't you circumcise Iranians? - There's no end to those pricks.

|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.

Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said "Mike, I'll be havin'three whiskeys."Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour.

Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiledby Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book *Sex & Zen & a Bullet inthe Head*, to be published in Augus

|Recently, Germany conducted some scientific exploration involving their best scientists.

What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex? She moves.

What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...

What do you call Toys R' Us in the hood?We B Toyz N' Shit

|An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can m

A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait."Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.The man goes into the bar and the b

|Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance... Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink...

A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?""Not too good,"says the mother.

|THE ORIGINAL VERSIONThe ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty.

A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. "I am so obsessed with my mother...

A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there's a beautiful girl, nude, lyin

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass.