An Israeli archaeologist has found the oldest known Hebrew inscription on a 3,000 year old piece of pottery.
The inscription says, "So how come you never call on your mother any more?"

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

A Mexican fireman's wife gives birth to twin boys, whay did he call them?

Hose A & Hose B

|Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila

The headmistress at a girls' prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers: "We're having a social here at school and I was wondering if

|MacAndrews was visiting his Irish cousin, O'Bannon. While there he decided to do a bit of fishing.

Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped a shekel.

|An Irishman, a black guy, and a white guy were driving through the desert when they suddenly ran out of gas.

A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner. He then stands up to thank everyone.

Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.

|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading.

How do we know that the "Toothbrush" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a "Teethbrush".

|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyone who would spade up his potato garden.

Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. "Good evenin', Kelly," said the muffledfigure.

A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery.

|Casey McCarthy had just arrived in New York City and was amazed at the enormity of everything. Having drunk a pint or two on the flight over, he sorely needed to relieve himself.

What's the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she's just had her hair done.

Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?".

|Hennessy wasn't a very good looking fellow to start with. Now his business had failed, and his wife and family had left him.

Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

|An Arab diplomat visiting the U.S. for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department.

An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and it's obvious, by the silence, that they don't get along.

A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, "Hey, I got this great Polish Joke..." The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: "Before you go telling that joke

What did Arafat say to Clinton?"Sheep don't talk, my friend."

ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home.

A 10pm curfew was imposed in BelfastEverybody had to be off the streets or risk being shot.However one citizen was shot at 9.45pm."Why did you do that?" the soldier was asked by his superior officer."

Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . " See those guys over there ?

There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober.

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled."Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger."If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"

|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs.