An Israeli archaeologist has found the oldest known Hebrew inscription on a 3,000 year old piece of pottery.
The inscription says, "So how come you never call on your mother any more?"

Why don't Mexicans have barbeques?

A Mexican fireman's wife gives birth to twin boys, whay did he call them?

Hose A & Hose B

|Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff?

Tequila

What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.

An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed.

Iraqi vs.

Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't knowwhere they are.

|An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each finds a fly in their beer. Repulsed, the Englishman sends his back.

It's Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them.

How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.

Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn't get the tailgate open!

|A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you.

|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making' out we're all dumb and stupid.

How do you know when a redneck isn't wearing any underwear?There's dandruff on his/her shoes.

Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games? So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afforda larger double-wide).

|This speaks a lot about the Japanese quality standards and also cultural misunderstandings. They're still laughing about this at IBM.

|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream and climb the Matterhorn. He hired a guide and just as they neared the top, the men were caught in a snow slide.

A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry."I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest", said the eldest daughter.

There's these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness.

So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth.

|"And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard."Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "it'

An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock. The Englishman approaches her and says 'Have you ever been kissed?' No says the Mermaid.

Why can't black women become nuns?They can't say superior after mother.

|It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST.

An American was waiting on a London street corner. Anattractive English girl was passing by when a gust ofwind blew her dress above her waist. "A bit airy, isn't it?" remarked the American.

|O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.