It says it's struggling to meet demand for its new 2010 Chevrolet Camaro.

GM said, "We're sorry, but both of you are going to have to wait a little longer."

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.

NOTICE OF INCREASE IN TAX PAYMENT

TO: All Male Taxpayers

Internal Revenue Service
Effective: January 01, 2003

The Stolen Exam

You might be a redneck if when you walk the dog you both use the same bush.

While my friend was working as a receptionist for an eye surgeon, a very angry woman stormed up to her desk..

"Someone stole my wig while I was having surgery yesterday," she complained.

Following drinking binge in Christchurch, New Zealand, Koto Salaki passed out - so his buddies stripped
him and shaved off his eyebrows as a joke. Getting no reaction,

Q. When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?
A. On their feet!

Facts on:
History of Thanksgiving

132 legs and 8 teeth

Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?
A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert

What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?
Pollution.

What do you call all the lawyers thrown off a bridge?
Solution

The President''s Puzzle

Dick Cheney walks into the Oval Office and sees The President whooping and hollering.
"What's the matter, Mr. President?" The Vice President inquired.

You might be a redneck if you recycle motor oil by moving it from the car to the truck!

5 Counterproductive Pick-Up Lines

1) If you and I were squirrels, I could bust a nut in your hole.
2) How do you like your eggs: fried, scrambled or fertilized?

Never say anything bad about a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes. By then he?s a mile away, you have got his shoes, and your can say whatever you want to.

17 was to Tell if a Redneck has been on Your Computer:

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter."
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.
3. There is a skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

Q: What did one Zen practitioner give to another for his/her birthday?
A: Nothing.
Q: What did the birthday boy/girl respond in return?
A: You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift.

A couple of pigeons made a date to meet on the ledge outside the tenth floor of a skyscraper. The female was there on time, but the male arrived an hour late.
?Where were you? I was worried sick.?

YOU KNOW THAT YOU ARE ADDICTED TO TECHNOLOGY WHEN ........................................

You can't sit through an entire movie without having at least one device on your body beep or buzz.

couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate.

Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt

(Sing to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies)

You're a redneck if you hear the phrase "Take out the trash" and shoot your mother-in-law.

Babe-raham Lincoln

An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink. As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"

How many yankees does it take to screw in an lightbulb?

None. Thats what rednecks are for.

There was a man who computed his taxes for 1998 and discovered that he owed $3407. He packaged up his payment and included this letter:

Dear IRS:

You know you're a redneck when people say you lie through your tooth!

A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway, the officer came to the drivers window and said, "Sir, may I see your drivers license and registration?" The man said, "Well officer I don't have a

Ever wonder why the IRS calls it, "Form 1040?"
Because for every $50 you earn, you get 10 and they get 40.

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee."

An Honest Lawyer

What do you call an honest lawyer?
An oxymoron.

Buried Lawyers

Q: What do you have when 100 lawyers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand