It says it's struggling to meet demand for its new 2010 Chevrolet Camaro.

GM said, "We're sorry, but both of you are going to have to wait a little longer."

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.

A Kooky Race Joke

What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour

Lawyers 'n' Shingles

Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?
A: Depends on how thin you slice them

Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, "Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!"

A Blonde with Earrings

Why do blondes wear big hoop earrings when they go on a date?
So they have some place to put their feet.

You might be a redneck if you ever got too drunk to fish!

There once was a hairlip from Tyroon
Who caled herself Mawoom
But she fumbled her speech
And crossed up her feet
And tried to turn into a cacoon.

The Jesus Lesson

Did you know that someone from West Virginia invented toothpaste?
If anyone else would have invented it, it would be called "teethpaste".

A middle-aged woman went to a Wal-Mart service counter and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work.

Q: What did a Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? A: Make me one with everything.

Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he indignantly answered, going out the door on his way to the office.

WAGON THE DOG

Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country.

What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.

Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.

Al Gore's Piercing

Why did Al Gore get a belly ring?
Because George Bush had a Dick Cheney.

You might be a redneck if you like to brag you learned to fire a shotgun before you could walk!

Alaskan Drunk Goes Fishing

A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice.

Never read the fine print. There ain't no way you're going to like it.

Why'd the redneck cross the road?

Because he wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Lawyer: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

Witness: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc.

WHISKEY SOURPUSS

A man's been drinking in the bar alone for three hours straight,
and the bartender is getting worried about him. He's downing
whiskey sour after whiskey sour.

Things you HAVE TO believe to be a Republican today:

n economic forecaster was known to have an horseshoe prominently displayed above the door frame of his office.

Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.

Knock, knock
Who?s there?
My mouth is full of spiders.
My mouth is full of spiders who?

Knock, Knock
Who?s there?
I know it's you.
Crap.

Knock, knock
Who?s there?
A talking pig.
Pigs can?t talk.