|Three Marines were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.The first Marine said "those are deer tracks."The second Marine said "No, those are elk tracks."The third Marine said

From one of Tom Clancy's books:Commanding officer: "Alright!

On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field andcivilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with the controltower in the middle.

A drill instructor at Airborne school was lecturing a groupof new troops on making a proper jump. He told them:"When I yell Stand Up, you Stand Up. When I yell hook up,you hook up.

|First soldier: "Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?"Second soldier: "No way, Jose!"First soldier: "Whyever not?"Second soldier: "It's against regulations to help another soldier to dessert!"

|Top Holiday Traditions In The Military9. Gluing Santa beard to your gas mask8. Roasting chestnuts with an M4-A3 flamethrower7.

|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough."That's the only way to command respect in the Army," his friends said.So Reggie did his best to carry out the advice.

A marine general, an army general and a navy admiral were discussing who had the toughest men. The army general says, "Alright, I'll prove the army has the toughest men in the country.

Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It's harder to pick up.

The company sergent is briefing the recruits:"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father,and I will be your mother.

|An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called.

|This is Army policy all begins... Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it.

|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden squall came up.

The Company Commander and the 1st Sgt, were in the field.

As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seated next to a Lieutenant fresh from Jump School.

Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman J

|The following is supposedly a true story relating a situation that actually occurred in Los Angeles.The Marines were backing-up LAPD on a call that someone had broken into a store.At the scene, the c

|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into a United States plane over International waters.

|Two young soldiers were exchanging their experiences of the service in the Army.

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked bythe doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?""My father said it'd be a good idea, sir.""Oh?

A young Army 1st Lt. is in the bathroom (head) releaving himself at the urinal, when a young boy walks in. The boy, seeing the young Lt.'s green uniform asks him if he was in the Army. The Lt.

|The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones' mother died yesterday.

|Top Ways The Army Is Trying To Boost Recruiting8. Military transport flights now earn you Delta frequent flier miles 7.

|The following is supposedly a true story relating to a United States shipping company.THE U.S. shipping company had a new ship built.

|China blames U.S. for second mid-air collision!Beijing (Reuters) - Chinese officials have stated they are holding the United States,?

|A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing.

The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army paratroopers jumping out of perfectly good aircraft.

Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon

|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass?

|The 1982 Israeli invasion of Lebanon resulted in many dogfights between Syrian and Israeli jet fighters.In the end, the Syrians lost over 80 planes and had a number of SAM batteries knocked out, whil