President Obama gave a big speech last week about the oil spill.

President Obama gave a big speech last week about the oil spill.

John McCain watched the recent vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. He loved Sarah Palin's performance!

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

|Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.

This little old lady calls 911. When the operator answers she yells,"Help, send the police to my house right away!

WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a company called the Internal Revenue Service," DO NOT OPEN IT! This group operates a scam around this time every year.

Why doesn't Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.

TOP 10 McGreevey jokes.... 10 NJ state bird - swallow. 9 New Jersey Turnpike renamed Hershey Highway. 8 NJ raises terror alert level to lavender.

A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, 'Never again!'

Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in acar together in Kansas.

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The 'Kentucky Fried Chicken' franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It's called the 'Hillary Clinton Bucket.'It contains two small breasts and two large thighs.

One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country.They drove around for hours, and it soon became late.

Two farmers were talking at the general store.

Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election."I'm not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said.

Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight.

The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened intently, and after a moment his face brightened.

Hillary and Chelsea were having a deep dish heartto heart talk about Chelsea's college experiences. Hillary: So have you found dating to be fullflling experience?

Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have to pay for it!

Monica Lewinsky's tell-all book about her affair with the U.S.

One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President.

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New Chemical Element Discovered The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered byinvestigators at a major U.S. research university.

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?1 U.S. leader

THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS....THAT PRESIDENT CLINTON SHOULD HAVE GIVEN "Members of Congress...People of America....I banged her. I banged her like a cheap gong.

One day a boy and his father were at the dining room tableworking on the boy's Social Studies homework, the chapterabout government.

At a government affair, the wives of four worldleaders are chatting about how people refer to apenis in their countries.The wife of Tony Blair says in England peoplecall it a gentleman, because it st

One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: 'HELP! HELP!' When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning.

Q: Why is Bill Clinton happy he named his dog "Buddy?"A: Because it's a BAD TIME to be yelling "come Spot!" in the Whitehouse.