God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired, "Where have you been?"

President Obama gave a big speech last week about the oil spill.

President Obama gave a big speech last week about the oil spill.

John McCain watched the recent vice presidential debate between Sarah Palin and Joe Biden. He loved Sarah Palin's performance!

Once upon a time the government had a vast scrap yard in the middle of a desert.

|Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.

One morning Bill Clinton wakes up. He looks out side,it had snowed during the night and everything wascovered in snow.

George W.

The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO F-16 just after nightfallwhile the jet was on a bombing run.

A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer's field.The old farmer, after seeing what had happen

How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl in high school.

Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper? ... Ain't nothing improper about that.

We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of the U.S., promise to stop sending usyour old people, we will release your election.

What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house's pool table

US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: 'I will now answer anyquestions you have.' Bobby stands up and says: 'I have four questions'

One day Clinton goes to the bathroom, pulls down his pants,and much to his amazement, he finds a red ring around hispenis.

Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a dishonest lawyer? A. Chelsea

Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!

Why are politicians like diapers?Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn't for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a

Why are there no Olympic Team Cuban swimmers?Cause all the Cuban who can swim are here already!

If Kenneth Starr can extend his probe, what is wrong with Clinton doing the same?

What is George W. Bush's favorite town in Texas?Kilgore,TX

Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts areselling this year?They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go down.

Now that Uday & Qusay have been eliminated, a lot of the lesser-knownHussein family members are coming to the attention of Americanauthorities.Among the brothers:------------------Sooflay ............

Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, "incert Bill"!Sent by Gabriel

A bus filled with politicians was driving through thecountryside one day, on the campaign trail. The bus driver,caught up in the beautiful scenery, loses control andcrashes into the ditch.

Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming.

Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle.

An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other.