A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared at their table saying,

We've been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our "Wooden Anniversary."Yeah, I asked my wife to blow me, and she wouldn't.

|At a friend's wedding, the bridal party filled their car with balloons--all filled with laughing gas. They put them everywhere, under seats, in the glove box, etc.

A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, "My God Pete !!! I more-or-less 'have to', but YOU ???"

A couple was having some trouble, so they did the rightthing and went to a marriage counselor.

There were three guys talking in the pub.

|Jill tells her husband, "Jack, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The wife simply sighed and replied, "Yes, dear, I know, but I was in lov

Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the evening, NUN what so ever!Sent by Tiffany

A wife was berating her husband.

|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it.My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.My wife ran off with my best friend last

A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, "Guess what I have in here and you'll get some loving tonite." The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, allnight long.

But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee' called andvolunteered to come over and fix dinner and play nursemaid to me. Ideclined, not wanting to pass on the flu to her.

A wife, arriving home from a shopping trip, was horrified to find herhusband in bed with a lovely young woman.

Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

|A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses...

There was this boy in high school that was what you wouldconsider a nerd.

A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home.

Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids Bad: You can't find your birth control pills Worse: Your daughter borrowed them

Wife: Who was that on the phone?Husband: Wrong number. Some guy thought this was the weather bureau.Wife: What did he say?Husband: He asked if the coast was clear...

Question: What's the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law

Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.

I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

After the first week of sex education class, a young shapely teen stormed out of the room after the class was over.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch.Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. He finally gets himself to thedoctor. He says, "How bad is it doc?

A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did, I wouldn't dance with you."The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have mi

Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.""Because," the man says,"I