A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared at their table saying,

Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gatheredaround him.

The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket.

Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar.

|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower.

A fellow's wife was very worried about her husband's heavy drinking and one night she decided to give him a fright.

A farmer and his wife were laying in bed one night, the farmer feeling a little frisky, reaches over and gives his wife's breast a little feel and says,"Mother, if this could give milk, we cou

After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice CDs to stack on the player.

|The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband.

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife.

While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn't enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he relflectly unhappily, their love-making had become infrequent and bland.

|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at the time the minister asks, "If anyone has good reason why these two should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace."Th

A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office."Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?"the lawyer asked."Give me the bad news first.""Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars."

I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,"Why is it everytime I go out with you, I end upspending hundreds of dollars?""Because I'm a prostitute."

A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dallas down to a motel in Austin for their honeymoon.

|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, "How did you get here?

A man suspected his wife was cheating on him, so whenhe left town, he hired a famous Chinese detective toinvestigate.

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent. Wedding cake!

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said.

|It's for my mother-in-law," explained the mourner at the funeral procession.

What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their wedding anniversary.

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One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway.

Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that says, "Cow For Sale...$5000." He pulls in and says to the farmer, "There's no cow in the world worth five thousand dollars." The

If women don't fool around, and men do fool around, whoare the men fooling around with?

"We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning.""Congratulations," the desk clerk said, "how about the bridal?""No thanks, just a room.

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied.

A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: "Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undert

A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens to be the third most famous diamond in the whole world," she boasted.