A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared at their table saying,

A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly. "Oh Daddy !

|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house.

What do a hurricane, a tornado, a fire and a divorce have in common? They are four ways you can lose your house!

A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend.

|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends of the bride-to-be and two more blank keys to a guy and a very old lady.

One night a police officer named Mike was working the grave-yard shift and he drove to his house around 3 A.M. in the morning.

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever ... well, you know ... does she ... well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two.

The young widow was kneeling at her husband's grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt. She smiled and said "Easy sweetheart, you're dead now ya know."

|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car has been stolen. They go to the police station to make a full report.

Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6: Try to remember

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were havingtrouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got madand stormed out of the room.

The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl.

|At a friend's wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower girl and her young escort to come down the aisle.The boy stopped at every pew, growling at the guests.

Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and values.Stu said, "I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?"Leroy replied, "I'm not sure, What was her maiden nam

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

|There was a man who said, "I never knew what happiness was until I got married...and then it was too late!"Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.They say when a man holds a wo

A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services.

A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man's head and says, "Say, your head feels just like my wife's ass."The bald man feels his own head and says with a grin, "You know, you're right!"

An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed!

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casinoand finds a pay phone.

The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.

The local courtroom was packed as testimony began in thesentencing hearing of a woman convicted of murdering herhusband of 20 years by poisoning his coffee.The defense attorney knew he had his work cu

Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low voice he sad to his wife,"Maude, when I'm dead and gone...

A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning.

What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need.A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'mgoing to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses."She

Why did God create man first? So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.

Two Kentucky hillbillies happened to meet in town. "How'rethangs with y'all, Pete?" one asked."Not bad atall," Pete replied.