A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself and his girlfriend.

When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran over to help the driver. A women was the first to reach thevictim, but a man rushed in and pushed her aside.

One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level.

A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on.

A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road.

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem.

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around

A fellow has a week off and decides to play a round of golf every day. First thing Monday morning, he sets off on his first round and soon catches up to the person in front.

A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccups. The warden says, "Do you have any lastrequests?" The guy says, "(hic) Yeah...

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door.He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half past three in the morning."I'm not getting out of bed at this time," he thin

Two guys are out hunting deer.

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.

I HAD A BAD DAY It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy.

A guy calls the hospital. He says, "You gotta send help! My wife's goinginto labor!"The nurse says, "Calm down. Is this her first child?"He says, "No! This is her husband!"

Three college roommates -- two females and a male -- beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes."All right," one of the girls said, "the first one to speak has todo them."The

Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around the corner.The minister says, "My, Farmer Petrovich, you're certainly giving thatsheep a beating.

A cowboy along with his horse and dog are captured late oneafternoon by hostile Indians. This presents no problem for thehorse as the Indians can always use another pony.

A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help.

A young man has always dreamed on owning a Harley Davidson.

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose.

An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors. They are stuck there for days and days with nothing to do.

A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter is serving the main dishes she lets loose abombastic fart.

A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons for herself. She goes to the aisle where they are located and sees they are priced at five boxes for one dollar.

A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, "I am white from head to toe. I am rich and I am handsome. My name is Brown.

Seems that the traveling salesman was driving in the country and his car broke down. He hiked several miles to a farm house, and asked the farmer if there was a place he could stay over night.

A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named "Clint", and bring him back to their camp to meet the chief. The chief says to Clint, "You going to die.

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced that his wife had just produced a typical Texas baby, weighing a whopping twenty pounds."WOW!" was the response from everyone at the b

A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks 'Do you do custom work?''Why of course!''Good.

A man goes into a bar and sits down to have a drink....he notices thatat the other end of the bar is the most attractive woman he has everseen....he is immediately lust-struck and decides that he must