|When Fishermen Meet"Hiyamac""Lobuddy""Binearlong?""Coplours""Cetchenny?""Goddafew""Kindarthay?""Bassencarp""Ennysizetoom?""Couplapowns""Hittinhard?""Sordalike""Wachoosen?""Gobbawurms""Fishanonaboddum

|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with his binoculars, he spotted an empty seat on the 50-yard line.

|Big Ron was caught speeding on his way to the City Ground today."I'll do anything for 3 points", he said when questioned.

|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving?A: The police.

|Two Polish hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign read "BEAR LEFT" so they went home

|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish.

|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player's strike against the team owners looming, now is the time for us to show the world just how much we care. It's just not right.

|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this unusual move, he said "we don't just need points now, we need snookers!"

|The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass." The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes y

|A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bush's jumped the Game Warden !!Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running t

|LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come.

|Ski season is almost here! Hence, the following list of Exercises to get you prepared: 16. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for a half an hour.

|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable team because of their regular points failures.

|Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior vehicle.

|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion.

|The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr.

|St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball.

|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman - Tuesday, January 17, 1995 Afraid to play in Super Bowl against anyone but the Bills.

|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents...

|There were these two guys out hiking when they came upon an old, abandoned mine shaft.

|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said.

|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because

|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club.

|Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church.""How's that?" asked his friend."It's easy," he said.

|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.

|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon.

|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is spoken in France?2.

|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

|Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.