|Where do religious school children practice sports?In the prayground! How did the basketball court get wet?The players dribbled all over it!

Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. "You know," said the first friend, "I can always tell who the golfers are in church.""How's that?" asked his friend."It's easy," he said.

|A father and son went fishing one day. While they were out in the boat, the boy suddenly became curious about the world around him.

|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked. "Everything was going fine," he said.

|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum Phillips: When asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded, "Because

|At the Gym For Christmas this year my wife purchased me a week of private lessons at the local health club.

|Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?They might be cheetahs! Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million.

Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they're stroke-challenged!

|Two friends rented a boat and fished in a lake every day. One day they caught 30 fish.

|A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon.

|UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM SEC FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION (Time Limit: 3 Weeks)1. What language is spoken in France?2.

|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid an Eye for an Eye!!!!

|What's the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?Somebody took a corner! Why didn't the dog want to play football?It was a boxer!

Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards.

|Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up at the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?

|The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor."P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied."Put means to place a thing where you want it.

|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game.

|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the win column, fans usually assign a more appropriate name to describe that team's performance.

|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was a freak hic! Why are football grounds odd?Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot flies further than your ball.Bad golfer: so

|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: "Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it's any good, I'll send you a check."In a short

|A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His friend remarked that he had gone to the same dentist a few years before.

|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very excited. Unable to attend the game, his father immediately wanted to know what happened.

|Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition. Calling "heads or tails" but never getting any. . .

|Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn't an award.It's an appointment! Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?They got jellygated!

Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to bring anything home to prove it!

|Two young men were out in the woods on a camping trip, when the came upon this great trout brook.

|After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home.

|Two buddies Bob and Earl were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during t

|The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9.