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True Stories

Throw away exhibits

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Economic pressures

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Steal little things

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Unpaid parking tickets

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Chicago TribuneWilliam P.

Some Stupid People

|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's pretty proud of this rig and gets ahold of his friend to do some male bonding with the new ride.

Striking statistics

|The following is supposedly a true story.

The Darwin Awards

|The long awaited 1999 Darwin "Natural Selection" Awards have been released!

People with busy lives

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.St.

OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!

|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.

Unsanitary conditions

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Set up hidden cameras

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.December 18, 1992Michael J.

Serving on the jury

|The following is supposedly a true story.

You aren't the worst

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Beware of drunken bears

|The following is supposedly a true story.

LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY

|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and wanted to test fire some fireworks.

Death sentence cleared

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.In Atlanta, U.S.

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Bull free in Tokoyo

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Welfare applications

|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level.

Robbing a locked bank

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Tied in an election

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Find out about the cat

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Ordering fast food

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Monkey travels in space

|The following is supposedly a true story.

DON'T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT

|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of the other boats immediately headed for the shore, but not our friend the lawyer.

Sudanese government

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Technology problems

|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company.

Closing down Denny's

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Denny's resturants are also open 24 hours a day.

An insurance company

|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.

Appear on television

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Joke of the Day

Love Jesus

Love Jesus by Dennis DiPasquale The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker. I bought it and put it on the back bumper of my car, and I'm really glad I did. What an uplifting experience followed. I was stopped at the light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and didn't notice that the light had changed. That bumper sticker really worked! I found lots of people who love Jesus. Why, the guy behind me started to honk like crazy. He must REALLY love the lord because pretty soon, he leaned out his window and yelled, "Jesus Christ!!" as loud as he could. It was like a football game with him shouting, "GO JESUS CHRIST,GO!!!" Everyone else started honking, too, so I leaned out my window and waved and smiled to all of those loving people. There must have been a guy from Florida back there because I could hear him yelling something about a sunny beach, and saw him waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. I asked my two kids what that meant. They kind of squirmed, looked at each other, giggled and told me that it was the Hawaiian good luck sign. So, I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. Several cars behind, a very nice black man stepped out of his car and yelled something. I couldn't hear him very well, but it sounded like, "Mother trucker," or "Mother's from there." Maybe he was from Florida, too. He must really love the lord. A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and were walking toward me. I bet they wanted to pray, but just then I noticed that the light had changed, and stepped on the gas. And a good thing I did, because I was the only driver to get across the intersection. I looked back at them standing there. I leaned way out the window, gave them a big smile and held up the Hawaiian good luck sign, as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.

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