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True Stories

Race dead candidates

|The following is supposedly a true story.

YOU MEAN ME?

|A pair of Michigan robbers entered a record shop nervously waving revolvers. The first one shouted, "Nobody move!" When his partner moved, the startled first bandit shot him.

Insulting to women

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Locked in the trunk

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Stealing the camera

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Fortune cookie mistake

|The following is supposedly a true story.

IDIOTS & COMPUTERS

|My neighbor works in the operations department in the central office of a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems with their computers.

Problems during flight

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Ultra dumb

|A man walked in to a Topeka, Kansas Kwik Shop, and asked for all the money in the cash drawer.

Stupid Stories

|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

Technology is too good

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Seattle, Washington:The new U.S.

DEADHEADS

|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted.

Who was drinking more?

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Reduce national debt

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Drunk while stealing

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Strange grants given

|The following is supposedly a true story.

IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping.

Pentagon and pencils

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Global Stupids

|Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur from his chemical weapons and create an atmospheric condition known as Los Angeles.

I'll sue for injuries

|The following is supposedly a true story.

THIS WOULD BE ME

|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called, "Crook, come forward." Five of the prisoners entered the courtroom.

A new type of fraud

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Normal traffic stop

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Go home and wait

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Shooting your computer

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.From the Echoes-Sentines [?], Somerset County, NJ, Sept.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE

|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

Writing to Grandma

|The following is supposedly a true story.

SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN

|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt.

New military tourism

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Moscow, Russia:First it was a flight in a MiG fighter jet.

LEARN YOUR LESSON

|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench.

Joke of the Day

Eye Doctor

A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, "Sir, I believe you have a cataract." "Oh, no" replied theJapanese man. "I dwive a Rincon Continentaw."

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