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True Stories

Some Stupid People

|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's pretty proud of this rig and gets ahold of his friend to do some male bonding with the new ride.

Striking statistics

|The following is supposedly a true story.

The Darwin Awards

|The long awaited 1999 Darwin "Natural Selection" Awards have been released!

People with busy lives

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.St.

OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!

|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.

Unsanitary conditions

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Throw away exhibits

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Economic pressures

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Steal little things

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Unpaid parking tickets

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Chicago TribuneWilliam P.

LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY

|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and wanted to test fire some fireworks.

Death sentence cleared

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.In Atlanta, U.S.

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Bull free in Tokoyo

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Welfare applications

|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level.

Robbing a locked bank

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Set up hidden cameras

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.December 18, 1992Michael J.

Serving on the jury

|The following is supposedly a true story.

You aren't the worst

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Beware of drunken bears

|The following is supposedly a true story.

DON'T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT

|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of the other boats immediately headed for the shore, but not our friend the lawyer.

Sudanese government

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Technology problems

|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company.

Closing down Denny's

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Denny's resturants are also open 24 hours a day.

An insurance company

|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.

Appear on television

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Tied in an election

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Find out about the cat

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Ordering fast food

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Monkey travels in space

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Joke of the Day

You will forget it

|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out to make sure nothing was wrong with them. When they arrived at the doctor's, they explained to the doctor about the problems they were having with their memory. After checking the couple out, the doctor tells them that they were physically okay but might want to start writing things down and make notes to help them remember things. The couple thanked the doctor and left. Later that night while watching TV, the old man got up from his chair and his wife asks, "Where are you going?" He replies, "To the kitchen." She asks, "Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?" He replies, "Sure." She then asks him, "Don't you think you should write it down so you can remember it?" He says, "No, I can remember that." She then says, "Well, I also would like some strawberries on top. You had better write that down cause I know you'll forget that." He says, "I can remember that, you want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries." She replies, "Well, I also would like whip cream on top. I know you will forget that so you better write it down." With irritation in his voice, he says, "I don't need to write that down, I can remember that." He then fumes into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes he returns from the kitchen and hands her a plate of bacon and eggs. She stares at the plate for a moment and says, "You forgot my toast."

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