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True Stories

Pentagon and pencils

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Stupid Stories

|Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two (counterfeit) $16 bills.

Technology is too good

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Seattle, Washington:The new U.S.

DEADHEADS

|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted.

Who was drinking more?

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Reduce national debt

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Drunk while stealing

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Strange grants given

|The following is supposedly a true story.

IDIOTS ARE EASY TO PLEASE

|I was sitting in my science class, when the teacher commented that the next day would be the shortest day of the year. My lab partner became visibly excited, cheering and clapping.

Writing to Grandma

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Global Stupids

|Saddam Hussein's stockpile is deadly. The smoke from his biological weapons could mix with sulfur from his chemical weapons and create an atmospheric condition known as Los Angeles.

I'll sue for injuries

|The following is supposedly a true story.

THIS WOULD BE ME

|The judge called the case of People vs. Steven Lewon Crook. The bailiff opened the door to the holding cell and called, "Crook, come forward." Five of the prisoners entered the courtroom.

A new type of fraud

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Normal traffic stop

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Go home and wait

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Shooting your computer

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.From the Echoes-Sentines [?], Somerset County, NJ, Sept.

IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE

|My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the individual behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg.

Passing a school bus

|The following is supposedly a true story.

SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN

|SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN - August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) - Six people drowned yesterday while trying to rescue a chicken that had fallen into a well in southern Egypt.

New military tourism

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Moscow, Russia:First it was a flight in a MiG fighter jet.

LEARN YOUR LESSON

|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench.

Homeschooling kids

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Hotel's loud snorers

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Huge criminal record

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Newspaper typing error

|The following is supposedly a true story.

AN IDIOT'S IDIOT

|Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine.

GRAVITY KILLS

|A 22-year-old Reston man was found dead yesterday after he tried to use accessory straps (the stretchy little ropes with hooks on each end) to bungee jump off a 70-foot railroad trestle, police said.

Televised operations

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Man Killed Repairing Truck

|Man Killed Repairing Truck - April 1, 1995 Kalamazoo Gazette -- James Burns, 34, of Alamo, Mich., was killed in March as he was trying to repair what police described as a "farm-type dump truck.

Joke of the Day

blind farmer

|The blind farmer was often taken for a walk in the fields by a kind neighbor. However kindly the neighbor might have been, he was undoubtedly a coward. When a bull charged towards them one day, he abandoned the blind man. The bull, puzzled by a lack of fear, nudged the farmer in the back. He turned very quickly, caught the bull by the horns and threw it to the ground with a bump that left it breathless. "Aidan," said the neighbor, "I never knew you were so strong." "Faith, and if I could have got that fella off the handlebars of the bicycle I'd have thrashed him properly."

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