Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.

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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:

A Cincinnati firefighter was arrested after he was found drunk wearing a woman's blond wig and bikini in a public park.

knows how to make love a million different ways, but doesn't know any women!

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid.

|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan's well-oiled economic machine.

The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at all.

|An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.The astrologer says, "Astrology is more scientific. My predictions come out right half the time.

|Employer: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant.

|New Corporate Buzz Words for the 90's Blamestorming: Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

|"I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad, but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."

Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news that she was being fired.

|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He picked out a strong young man to become his apprentice. The old fellow was crabby and exacting.

Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn't work.

"Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you."THIS MEANS:1. He doesn't feel the way he usually does.2. He is not in complete control of his hands.3. His emotions are shattered.4.

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York.

Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy.

Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the one says to the other "heyhow come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?"pointing to the supervisor.

|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and a huge flock of sheep.

|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it.

A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you," he announc

|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important

|All workers please be advised of the following changes to the travel policy.MemorandumTo: All EmployeesFrom: HeadquartersSubject: Business Travel Policy GuidelinesDate: June 16, 2000Due to fiscal con

It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way."And just

|The job security quiz will help judge how long you'll end up at your current job and what will become of you.The boss appears at your cubicle and finds you playing DOOM at your desk, you... A.

|This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist.

Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman wh

|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer.

What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.

The boss called one of his employees into the office. "Rob," he said, "you've been with the company for a year.