|Yo mamma is so fat she bought a monster-truck and it turned into a low ride.Yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.Yo dad is so ugly he looked out the window and got arrested for

|Yo mama is so stupid,she tried to put m'n'ms in alphabetical order.

|Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the pool jumped out.

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said i

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. one hand and a Clapper. green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat outside I yell "TAXI!"