|Yo mamma is so fat she bought a monster-truck and it turned into a low ride.Yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.Yo dad is so ugly he looked out the window and got arrested for

|Yo mama is so stupid,she tried to put m'n'ms in alphabetical order.

|Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the pool jumped out.

Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it's own website.

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a book! Yo mama so flat she's jealous of a piece of paper!

Your mamma's so fat when she wears a yellow rain coat outside I yell "TAXI!"

Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help! Yo mama so bald you can see whats on her mind Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.

Yo' mama's so fat when she get's out of bed in New York she sets off the seismographs in California.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.

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Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!

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Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.

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Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.

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Yo mama is so fat that her driver's license says, "Picture continued on other side."

Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.

yo mama's teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, "i got sunshine on a cloudy day".....