|Yo mamma is so fat she bought a monster-truck and it turned into a low ride.Yo mamma is so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade.Yo dad is so ugly he looked out the window and got arrested for

|Yo mama is so stupid,she tried to put m'n'ms in alphabetical order.

|Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the pool jumped out.

Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies! Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent! Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk! Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.

Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it. Yo mama house so small she has to go outside to eat a large pizza.

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock. Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Yo mama hair so short when she braided it they looked like stiches. Yo mama hair so short she curls it with rice.

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving." Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat! Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Yo mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost

Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving. Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends Yo mama so stupid when your dad said i

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex. Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama's so ugly, she's like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.

Yo' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!

Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean. Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it. one hand and a Clapper. green hair and thinks she's a tree.

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.