A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs.

The sign says: "SEX FROGS" Only $20 each!

Comes with 'complete' instructions.

Q: What do you call a sick German Shepherd?

A: A Germy-Shepherd!

|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library and say, 'Buk Buk BUK.' The librarian decides that the chickens desire three books, and gives it to them...and the chickens leav

Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can't make a fist.

One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse.

|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched.

Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, "Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?" The other replies, "Yeah.

A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. "This is a talking dog," hesaid. "And you can have him for five dollars." The neighbour said, "Who doyou think you're kidding with this talking dog stuff?

|Q: Diner: I can't eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It's no use.

A man takes his sick dog to the vet.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.

A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man's leg.

A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of l

There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, andyoung George was pretty excited."Sam, Sam, can I go down to

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless w/straps.

A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote, "I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved.

There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink.

Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran Muffy11> Eggs BenjiDict10> Yorkieshire pudding 9> Shih-Tzu Kabobs 8> Potbelly Pig in a Blanket 7> S

|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this out by taking one for a walk. To take a tiger for a walk, you first need a tiger.

Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches?Because they can.

Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room.

|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant.

Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.

|9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip. 6.

It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.

How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo

A ducks walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves.

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your fault that the dog died.

What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!