A blonde goes to her local pet store in search of an 'exotic' pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box FULL of live frogs.

The sign says: "SEX FROGS" Only $20 each!

Comes with 'complete' instructions.

Q: What do you call a sick German Shepherd?

A: A Germy-Shepherd!

Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you're screwed.

|Tigers really are as big and poofy and soft as they look, and they purr like a freight train going by. You find this out by taking one for a walk. To take a tiger for a walk, you first need a tiger.

Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.

How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Remove elephant.3. Insert giraffe.4.

|A woman is out looking for a pet, and so she's trying the local pet shops. She walks into a small pet shop and explains her need to the attendant.

Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as t

A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. "What are they doing, Grandma?" asked the little girl.

|9. E-mail flames from some guy named "Fluffy." 8. Traces of kitty litter in your keyboard. 7. You find you've been subscribed to strange newsgroups like alt.recreational.catnip. 6.

An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water."That way," he said, "You get an extra day out of them between drinks."As the camel bent down to drink

It's so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.

Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.

Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.

Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. "You know, it's not your fault that the dog died.

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince his wife died.The priest asks him if he intends to continue

Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket.

A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has himput his dog down on the examination table.

What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a

|There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference.

How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice, butwith deeper voices. Sent by Alex

How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.

|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o'clock.

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees alittle snail sitting on the doormat.

A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and it had one little problem, the guy told him.

German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt.

|1. It's not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It's wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shouldn't jump on your bed when he's sopping wet. 4.

An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.It was far out of reach.A sparrow saw this and killed the h

Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children's play area.