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George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal...

George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man in a long white robe, with along white beard, long white hair and carrying two stonetablets in his arms. He approached the man and asked,"Aren't you Moses?" But the man wouldn't listen to himand continued walking. George asked him again, "Aren'tyou Moses?" The old man continued ignoring him, eventurning his back on little Bush. George grabs the man'sarm, looks him right in the eye and insists, "Answer me-- Aren't you Moses?" The man replies, "I'm not sayingshit! The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up roamingthe desert for 40 years!"

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Subject: TOP TEN ECONOMIST VALENTINES 10. YOU...

Subject: TOP TEN ECONOMIST VALENTINES

10. YOU RAISE MY INTEREST RATE THIRTY BASIS POINTS WITHOUT A CORRESPONDING DROPOFF IN CONSUMER ENTHUSIASM
9. DESPITE A DECADE OF INFLATION, I STILL DIG YOUR SUPPLY CURVE
8. WHAT DO YOU SAY WE REMEASURE OUR CROSS-ELASTICITY
7. YOU BRING THE BUTTER, I'LL BRING THE GUN
6. LET'S RAISE HOUSING STARTS TOGETHER
5. FURTHER STIMULUS COULD RESULT IN UNCONTROLLED EXPANSION
4. TELL ME WHETHER MY EXPECTATIONS ARE RATIONAL
3. LET'S ASSUME A RITZY HOTEL ROOM AND A BOTTLE OF DOM
2. YOU STOKE THE ANIMAL SPIRITS OF MY MARKET
1. A LOAF OF BREAD, A JUG OF WINE, AND THOU BESIDE ME WATCHING RUKEYSER

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