Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic.
Chairman H
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A - R -D- W- O - R - K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K - N - O -W- L - E- D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A- T -T - I - T -U - D- E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B -U - L -L - S - H- I - T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A- S - S - K - I - S- S - I -N- G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While HARD WORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, it's the BULLSHIT and ASS-KISSING that will put you over the top.