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|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do you have?2. Where can you get more?3. Do you have anything you can sell? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------Q: How many lawyer jokes are there?A: Only three. The balance are documented case histories. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------There's an interesting new novel about two ex-convicts. One of them studies to become a lawyer, the other decides to go straight.--------------------------------------------------------------------------------Lawyers are safe from the threat of automation taking over their professions. No one would build a robot to do nothing.

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Joke of the Day

Bad News 6

This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first. Doctor: You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left.Patient: OH NO! That's awful! In two years, my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???Doctor: You also have Alzheimer's... In three months you'll forget everything I told you.

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