|What do you call a Virgin on a waterbed? A CHERRY FLOAT!!!!

Kenny came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinko drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife, who was already asleep. He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

|What's white and runs across the sky?
The coming of the Lord

Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. "You'll never get that worm back in his hole," said the old man.

There was this punk who got on a bus.

Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing.

Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.the man says what the little girl says that between your legs

One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns.

Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!

What's the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around

What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?

After you're done with the breast and the thigh, all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.

A gentleman is permitted to join a private club.

A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood.

One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her.

It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl's father answers and invites him in.

The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. "I don't understand why you girls can't understand the male sex organ.

Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went.

A guy's car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixed.

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female st

A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation.

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano.

What's an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class.

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway.

What's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.

There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.

A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this?" "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man.

A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presen

Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found?

But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...