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True Stories

Unpaid parking tickets

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Chicago TribuneWilliam P.

Some Stupid People

|A man buys a brand new Grand Cherokee for $30,000+, and has $400.00+ in monthly payments. He's pretty proud of this rig and gets ahold of his friend to do some male bonding with the new ride.

Striking statistics

|The following is supposedly a true story.

The Darwin Awards

|The long awaited 1999 Darwin "Natural Selection" Awards have been released!

People with busy lives

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.St.

OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!

|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: "My client merely inserted his arm into the window and removed a few trifling articles.

Unsanitary conditions

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Throw away exhibits

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Economic pressures

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Steal little things

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Beware of drunken bears

|The following is supposedly a true story.

LAUNCHED ON THE FOURTH OF JULY

|Three young men in Oklahoma were enjoying the coming Fourth of July holiday and wanted to test fire some fireworks.

Death sentence cleared

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.In Atlanta, U.S.

WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER

|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her inlaws, and while there, she went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries.

Bull free in Tokoyo

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Welfare applications

|For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level.

Robbing a locked bank

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Set up hidden cameras

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.December 18, 1992Michael J.

Serving on the jury

|The following is supposedly a true story.

You aren't the worst

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Monkey travels in space

|The following is supposedly a true story.

DON'T ASK GOD TO PROVE HIMSELF, HE JUST MIGHT

|A lawyer and two buddies were fishing on Caddo Lake in Texas when a lightning storm hit. Most of the other boats immediately headed for the shore, but not our friend the lawyer.

Sudanese government

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Technology problems

|One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company.

Closing down Denny's

|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.Denny's resturants are also open 24 hours a day.

An insurance company

|Form Feed Insurance form question and answer about a recent accident: Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: I could have traveled by bus.

Appear on television

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Tied in an election

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Find out about the cat

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Ordering fast food

|The following is supposedly a true story.

Joke of the Day

Knock, knock Who?s there? My mouth is full of...

Knock, knock
Who?s there?
My mouth is full of spiders.
My mouth is full of spiders who?
I didn?t kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting?
Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.

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