A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees.

A big burly biker steps into a bar he walks over sits at the bar and orders a beer.

This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano.

|The below are valid reasons as to why drinking should be allowed at work. If you use them wisely, you may even be able to convince your boss into allowing alcohol.1. It's an incentive to show up.2.

|Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like.

|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea.

|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 1

There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing.

|A neutron walks into a bar. "I'd like a beer" he says.The bartender promptly serves up a beer. "How much will that be?" asks the neutron. "For you?" replies the bartender, "no charge"

|A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet.

|A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sets it down.

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end.

A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk.

A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, “Geez that's a weird dog: he's stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn't have a tail.

|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it.

|A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.The barman refuses to serve him. "Why not," asks the golf club."You'll be driving later," replies the bartender.

|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.7.

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there's a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking.

Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, "Man! If I don't move some furniture this month, I'm going to lose my ass."The second salesman says, "Watch your mouth!

|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool.

|A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac.

|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk.

A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer.

A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, "Who's in the lounge?" The bartender replies.

|A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.

|The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies

|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work.

Please try the following:

One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn't want anyone else to drink it.