BLONDE COOKBOOK
Monday
It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately.
The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.

Tuesday

FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......

Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best!

Football FINALLY makes sense..........

A blonde goes into a coffee shop ...

|A girl walks into a store and says "can I buy that TV?" and the guy says "sorry we don't sell to blondes.", so the next day she dies her brown and the same thing happend, then she died her hair orang

What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.

What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.

|One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the

|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in her car, and began driving around in the cou

|A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.Cop: Do you know where you were going?Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the car

There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home.

There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel.

How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard

Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy.

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"I can't find a cause for your illness," the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?"

How are a blonde's legs like cheese wiz? They're both useless unless they're spread!

What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don't realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy

How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist.

Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later.

|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes lik

|A blonde goes into the beauty and hair parlor with her walkman on her head."I need to take that walkman off your head," says the beauty specialist as she notices the blonde."You can't!

|On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

What do you call three blondes on Santa's Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam

Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?

(Q) Why don't blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Headand Shoulders" and it cleared it up.

Q: What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.